Fellow Senators! A great travesty has occurred. Statues have been erected in the forum of one of our tribunes, Lucius Antonius. Let me remind you that these statues join the placement of our all-powerful Gods, of Jupiter, Venus, and Mars. Remember that Caesar placed several statues of himself as well as one of the horse of Alexander the Great so that he might confirm the absolute power of the beings immortalized within the forum. What has Lucius Antonius done to deserve such an honor? Line his pockets and the pockets of the bankers who put the statues there. Careful Senators. I am wary of a man who brings upon himself such an honor. He has no right to be immortalized next to Jupiter, nay even Caesar. For at least Caesar exercised great military skill whereas Lucius Antonius exhibits none.
(This was approved by Dr.Dix/Gamemaster/Jupiter/Rockin' Classics Professor)
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